i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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