well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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