All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize