I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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