sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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