Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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