Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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