dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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