My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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