What did we do last night that was yellow?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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