Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She's JV to your varsity
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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