what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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