I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
