Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We talked him into tasing himself.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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