Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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