His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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