This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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