told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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