why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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