he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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