If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I would fuck him just for his dog
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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