"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just pee around me
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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