Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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