there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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