all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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