yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I'm passing your future prison.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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