im drinking this country out of the recession.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
i've created a new STD.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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