i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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