I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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