Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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