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So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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