I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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