GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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