We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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