the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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