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Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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