So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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