she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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