Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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