We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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