Are we in a gay sports bar?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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