I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I fill condoms, not promises.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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