You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Someone shit on the floor
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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