I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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