you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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