this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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