You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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