she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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