well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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