god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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