I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm sobbing to NWA
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
