He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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