I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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