the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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