these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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