Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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