have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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