So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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