it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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