I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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