is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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