I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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